Willmore House Rules

Some may say that the following rules (Laws) that are used to govern Wilmoore House are some ol' Bullshit but I believe that they inhibit the moral fabric of our community.

1. All violators of the rights of citizens or the house itself are subject to an impromptu trial by jury, the jury being any citizen witness to the crime available at the time of said trial. If the violator is found guilty he is subject to diciplinary actions carried out by the victim of the crime. Punisments for crimes to willmoore house itself will be carried out by the most affected citizen of Willmoore House or by the entire population of Willmore House.

2. All contracts held between citizens of Willmoore House are binding and considered a document of law. Contracts must be written in ink and signed by all parties involved in the contract and no less than one witness who is unaffected by the binding document.

3. All statements that have the form "I will ..." "I'm gonna..." followed by an action are subject to shannanagains if the speaker plays the game. If shannanagains is called on a speaker, that speaker must preform that said action within 24hr of the call or is subject to a kick in the ass by the person who called shannanagains. This rule only applies to those who play the game.

4. Once one hears the rules of Birdman, one must play the game until death. The rules for this game will not be discussed here for obvious reasons.

5. Rules (Laws) may be added by a majority vote of the citizens of Willmoore House.

-Sean