Holy shit I haven't updated in a long time. A lot has happened in these weeks; Ted has no hair,Russell is reliving his college freshman drop out months(zing!), played a show, went to shows, living a vegan lifestyle for the most part, but most of all the economy has hit Wilmoore House and our house was foreclosed on. This means we had a month to find a new house to act like assholes in while simultaneously(it really just took me five minutes to remember how to spell the word simultaneous FML) acting like 9th grade assholes. We apparently received a call today that we were accepted for the house we applied for on Gold Street(Party! Every! DAY!). So it's said to say but Wilmoore House only has a couple of weeks left in it. So come one come all to enjoy these final days with us. Come watch me break things like chairs or dvd shelves or you can just watch us talk shit to Travis aka Ted, ATT, All Talk Ted, Travesty, Uncle T-Bag, Reverend T-Love, Teddy Bear, Better Off Ted, Right Said Ted, Drop Dead Ted, Goose, Goosington, or whatever name we give him. It's been a good two years Wilmoore House. Tonight I toast to you.
Friday, April 10, 2009
Sunday, March 29, 2009
This Lack of Updates...
is some ol' bullshit. There's been so much bullshit going down that I don't feel like it's worth the time to even blog about. No one should expect the video I promised. The biggest one so far is how this damn economy has hit Wilmoore House. Whoever even reads this can wait for more elaboration by one/a couple/all of the other guys. This will be left as a cliffhanger for anyone who doesn't already know what's going on.
-Travis
-Travis
Friday, March 6, 2009
My Hair....
was some ol' bullshit. I have no idea why I didn't cut it sooner. A video should be up as soon as Dana edits it if anyone is interested.
-Travis
-Travis
Thursday, March 5, 2009
Ted2: Dreadment Day Friday March 6th 9 p.m.
Come one come all. We are going to have a pizza party/viewing of T2, Judge Dredd, and Demolition Man while Travis Chance Edington finally cuts off his dreads. There will be a huge rock, paper, scissors tournament to decide who gets to cut off the first dread. I may even be washing with a dread lufa and drinking dread tea if the price is right.
-Dana
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Judge Dread
There is going to be a date set for the dreaded cut. Friday at 9 pm. We will see about some beers or whiskey beforehand. Change is coming to the Wilmoore House.
-Travis
-Travis
This isn't some ol' bullshit
March is going to be a busy month for Wilmoore House. A bunch of shows = playing and watching. Trips out of town and a very some ol' bullshit blog special coming up involving Ted's hair.
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
This situation...
is some straight ol' bullshit. There's no way to ever convince myself that this will end anytime soon. Considering how far one joke will go, I only wonder how long before there's something far worse that my roommates will scheme. Any spin I put on this will be extinguished by Sean and Dana in one way or another. Maybe the coming weeks will bring surprises and I will no longer be stuck with the false name of "pervert." If Charles Manson can get the bus over the mountain, then I will be able to stay undefeated by these assholes.
It's some ol' bullshit
Sean has the story all wrong. I noticed Travis felt ashamed and sadden in himself taken down the porn from his walls so I decided to collect it and it save for him in till he felt open with himself and his sexuality. Once I had Ted's belongings in my room I put them in a safe place right than Ted barged in demanding his porn back so I said I would sell it to him so he felt like he earned it back. After he bought it back he wanted to throw it away because I guess he felt ashamed in himself again so I decided to go get it from the garbage when he was not around and hide it again for when he felt open and ready to accept himself. If Sean Penn can win best actor for Milk than Ted can be open and honest with his sexual preferences. It's some ol' bullshit Sean would try to spin it otherwise.
A Tale of Two Freaks
Well, it's some ol' bullshit that we have two freaks in wilmoore house. After the video below was filmed, Ted began to compile the pages of dirty porn into a nice neat stack. Dana, who's intentions were unknown at the time, stole the stack and ran to his room. In a fit of undying lust for fat chicks, hairy gay men and trannys, Ted followed dana demanding his stack of porn back. After a short struggle on Ted's part to retrieve the porn, Dana agreed to sell the porn to Ted for a dollar. Acting as a transaction moderator, I made sure that everyone got what was layed out in the deal. Dana, the dollar, and Ted the porn.
After the porn was back in his possession, Ted then walked outside to throw the filth away. Dana then decided to wait in the easement at the side of the house for ted to come back inside and collect the dirty dirty porn from the trash can. Dana's clear and present need for fat chicks, hairy gay men, and transvestites drove him to rifle through the full trash can for a number of minutes but with no success. It turns out that Ted could not part with his most disgusting vice and hid the porn somewhere in our front yard just as pre-adolescents would hide dad's old playboys in the neighborhood clubhouse. But, Ted, the filth you hid and dana, the trash you searched for in the trash, was no playboy.
Nevertheless, We at wilmoore house will accept you for who you are because you are our friends and flatmates. But don't let me ever see you act out on your sick desires in my presence for I will projectile vomit all over you and everything around me you disgusting specimens of humankind.
-Sean
After the porn was back in his possession, Ted then walked outside to throw the filth away. Dana then decided to wait in the easement at the side of the house for ted to come back inside and collect the dirty dirty porn from the trash can. Dana's clear and present need for fat chicks, hairy gay men, and transvestites drove him to rifle through the full trash can for a number of minutes but with no success. It turns out that Ted could not part with his most disgusting vice and hid the porn somewhere in our front yard just as pre-adolescents would hide dad's old playboys in the neighborhood clubhouse. But, Ted, the filth you hid and dana, the trash you searched for in the trash, was no playboy.
Nevertheless, We at wilmoore house will accept you for who you are because you are our friends and flatmates. But don't let me ever see you act out on your sick desires in my presence for I will projectile vomit all over you and everything around me you disgusting specimens of humankind.
-Sean
Monday, February 23, 2009
People who know....
Wilmoore house know that everyone doesn't have anything better to do than execute pranks. It's some ol' bullshit that Dana would claim otherwise.
-Travis
-Travis
Saturday Night
Some ol' bullshit in Wilmoore House: While I was away, everyone in the house decided to play a prank on me. I'm not sure when I'm going, or how long it will take me, to rid my room of all this weird porn. At least all of my shit didn't get moved into the den, sean.
-Travis
-Travis
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Freak of the week, yeah teddy are you a Freak?
It's some ol' bullshit that Ted brought that filthy transvestite/fatgirl/hairygaydude porn into our home let alone cover his walls with it, he should be ashamed of himself. For shame Ted, For shame...
-Sean
-Sean
Monday, February 16, 2009
Ted riding a bike
is some ol' bullshit because he is only riding right now because I sold him my crank set and seat and he has yet to pay me. I should repossess that shit if he doesn't pay me soon. In other news the winter season can eat a dick because it's cold as fuck in Wilmoore house. It's seriously some ol' bullshit.
Friday, February 13, 2009
Mad TedV
It's some ol' bullshit that Ted loves MadTV. That shit sucks. He keeps bringing it up. Talk about SNL or something. Im in like with you ted.
No Love
I think it's some ol' bullshit that we don't have more followers...where the fuck is all the love at?
Oh yeah Ted loves hot-dogs
-Sean
Oh yeah Ted loves hot-dogs
-Sean
Heroclix
I still think they're no better than Magic: The Gathering. The tiny figures may look cooler than the cards, but I think they're on the same level. Some ol' bullshit: Russell, Dana and Nick are going to play a game with these all day tomorrow. They'll most likely try to get others to play. I'll most likely end up playing. That's some bullshit all on its own. It is a lot like playing with toys. Russell stopped giving Dana some ol' bullshit and is now going to start playing with toys.
On a side note, There's a Heroclic of The Thing. Dana has this one. Worst part of that: He's throwing a hot dog cart. If anyone can make the connection, they'll understand when I say, "fuck."
-Travis
On a side note, There's a Heroclic of The Thing. Dana has this one. Worst part of that: He's throwing a hot dog cart. If anyone can make the connection, they'll understand when I say, "fuck."
-Travis
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
shit looks like more fun than summerslam 91
I'm trying to get Russell to start playing heroclix/horrorclix with me but he is giving me some ol' bullshit about not wanting to play with toys. Heroclix is a roll based table top game that's pretty much like a live rpg without the foam bats or need for a game system. The lines wizkids currently has out for heroclix is marvel universe, dc universe, and a horrorclix line that has freddy vs. jason, alien vs. predator, and random movie monsters. So what does everyone else think should happen? To play or not to play that is the question.
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Tim Being A Contributor....
is some ol' bullshit. He doesn't live here and never gave me a dollar for laundry. Fuck that.
-Travis
-Travis
Willmore House Rules
Some may say that the following rules (Laws) that are used to govern Wilmoore House are some ol' Bullshit but I believe that they inhibit the moral fabric of our community.
1. All violators of the rights of citizens or the house itself are subject to an impromptu trial by jury, the jury being any citizen witness to the crime available at the time of said trial. If the violator is found guilty he is subject to diciplinary actions carried out by the victim of the crime. Punisments for crimes to willmoore house itself will be carried out by the most affected citizen of Willmoore House or by the entire population of Willmore House.
2. All contracts held between citizens of Willmoore House are binding and considered a document of law. Contracts must be written in ink and signed by all parties involved in the contract and no less than one witness who is unaffected by the binding document.
3. All statements that have the form "I will ..." "I'm gonna..." followed by an action are subject to shannanagains if the speaker plays the game. If shannanagains is called on a speaker, that speaker must preform that said action within 24hr of the call or is subject to a kick in the ass by the person who called shannanagains. This rule only applies to those who play the game.
4. Once one hears the rules of Birdman, one must play the game until death. The rules for this game will not be discussed here for obvious reasons.
5. Rules (Laws) may be added by a majority vote of the citizens of Willmoore House.
-Sean
1. All violators of the rights of citizens or the house itself are subject to an impromptu trial by jury, the jury being any citizen witness to the crime available at the time of said trial. If the violator is found guilty he is subject to diciplinary actions carried out by the victim of the crime. Punisments for crimes to willmoore house itself will be carried out by the most affected citizen of Willmoore House or by the entire population of Willmore House.
2. All contracts held between citizens of Willmoore House are binding and considered a document of law. Contracts must be written in ink and signed by all parties involved in the contract and no less than one witness who is unaffected by the binding document.
3. All statements that have the form "I will ..." "I'm gonna..." followed by an action are subject to shannanagains if the speaker plays the game. If shannanagains is called on a speaker, that speaker must preform that said action within 24hr of the call or is subject to a kick in the ass by the person who called shannanagains. This rule only applies to those who play the game.
4. Once one hears the rules of Birdman, one must play the game until death. The rules for this game will not be discussed here for obvious reasons.
5. Rules (Laws) may be added by a majority vote of the citizens of Willmoore House.
-Sean
Some ol' bullshit...
Some ol' bullshit happened today. We started the blog finally that will follow the trials, tribulations, and good times that happen daily at Wilmoore House.
-Dana
-Dana
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