Well, it's some ol' bullshit that we have two freaks in wilmoore house. After the video below was filmed, Ted began to compile the pages of dirty porn into a nice neat stack. Dana, who's intentions were unknown at the time, stole the stack and ran to his room. In a fit of undying lust for fat chicks, hairy gay men and trannys, Ted followed dana demanding his stack of porn back. After a short struggle on Ted's part to retrieve the porn, Dana agreed to sell the porn to Ted for a dollar. Acting as a transaction moderator, I made sure that everyone got what was layed out in the deal. Dana, the dollar, and Ted the porn.
After the porn was back in his possession, Ted then walked outside to throw the filth away. Dana then decided to wait in the easement at the side of the house for ted to come back inside and collect the dirty dirty porn from the trash can. Dana's clear and present need for fat chicks, hairy gay men, and transvestites drove him to rifle through the full trash can for a number of minutes but with no success. It turns out that Ted could not part with his most disgusting vice and hid the porn somewhere in our front yard just as pre-adolescents would hide dad's old playboys in the neighborhood clubhouse. But, Ted, the filth you hid and dana, the trash you searched for in the trash, was no playboy.
Nevertheless, We at wilmoore house will accept you for who you are because you are our friends and flatmates. But don't let me ever see you act out on your sick desires in my presence for I will projectile vomit all over you and everything around me you disgusting specimens of humankind.
-Sean
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