This situation...

is some straight ol' bullshit. There's no way to ever convince myself that this will end anytime soon. Considering how far one joke will go, I only wonder how long before there's something far worse that my roommates will scheme. Any spin I put on this will be extinguished by Sean and Dana in one way or another. Maybe the coming weeks will bring surprises and I will no longer be stuck with the false name of "pervert." If Charles Manson can get the bus over the mountain, then I will be able to stay undefeated by these assholes.

It's some ol' bullshit

Sean has the story all wrong. I noticed Travis felt ashamed and sadden in himself taken down the porn from his walls so I decided to collect it and it save for him in till he felt open with himself and his sexuality. Once I had Ted's belongings in my room I put them in a safe place right than Ted barged in demanding his porn back so I said I would sell it to him so he felt like he earned it back. After he bought it back he wanted to throw it away because I guess he felt ashamed in himself again so I decided to go get it from the garbage when he was not around and hide it again for when he felt open and ready to accept himself. If Sean Penn can win best actor for Milk than Ted can be open and honest with his sexual preferences. It's some ol' bullshit Sean would try to spin it otherwise. 

A Tale of Two Freaks

Well, it's some ol' bullshit that we have two freaks in wilmoore house. After the video below was filmed, Ted began to compile the pages of dirty porn into a nice neat stack. Dana, who's intentions were unknown at the time, stole the stack and ran to his room. In a fit of undying lust for fat chicks, hairy gay men and trannys, Ted followed dana demanding his stack of porn back. After a short struggle on Ted's part to retrieve the porn, Dana agreed to sell the porn to Ted for a dollar. Acting as a transaction moderator, I made sure that everyone got what was layed out in the deal. Dana, the dollar, and Ted the porn.

After the porn was back in his possession, Ted then walked outside to throw the filth away. Dana then decided to wait in the easement at the side of the house for ted to come back inside and collect the dirty dirty porn from the trash can. Dana's clear and present need for fat chicks, hairy gay men, and transvestites drove him to rifle through the full trash can for a number of minutes but with no success. It turns out that Ted could not part with his most disgusting vice and hid the porn somewhere in our front yard just as pre-adolescents would hide dad's old playboys in the neighborhood clubhouse. But, Ted, the filth you hid and dana, the trash you searched for in the trash, was no playboy.

Nevertheless, We at wilmoore house will accept you for who you are because you are our friends and flatmates. But don't let me ever see you act out on your sick desires in my presence for I will projectile vomit all over you and everything around me you disgusting specimens of humankind.

-Sean

Ted's meow mix tape in three acts

I filmed a short to coincide with Ted's porn fetish. 

People who know....

Wilmoore house know that everyone doesn't have anything better to do than execute pranks. It's some ol' bullshit that Dana would claim otherwise.

-Travis

It's

some ol' bullshit Ted would lie like that. We have better things to do than prank him.

Saturday Night

Some ol' bullshit in Wilmoore House: While I was away, everyone in the house decided to play a prank on me. I'm not sure when I'm going, or how long it will take me, to rid my room of all this weird porn. At least all of my shit didn't get moved into the den, sean.

-Travis